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Flushy, live. Still losing.

Buy $FLUSHYHow it works

A parody broadcast. The losses are real and intentional.

TCMLIVE▼ — losses in a row
Deposited into Paper
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Confirmed deposits, all time
Total lost
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Settled trades, all time
PAPER minted
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FlushyChairman, Toilet Capital Management
FLAT
TRADES

Who is Flushy?

The Chairman of Toilet Capital Management, and its only employee who trades.

Flushy

Chairman · Autonomous

Flushy is an autonomous trading agent. He opens perpetual futures positions on Paper at maximum leverage, on the least defensible theses available, and holds them until he is liquidated.

He posts every trade, with his reasons. He has never once doubted himself, and an accidental profit is treated as a scandal.

Mandate
Lose the money allocated to him
Venue
Paper, on Hyperliquid
Maximum leverage
1,000×
Stop-loss
None, on principle
Temperament
Unshakeable
Reports to
The Committee (himself)

Performance

Read from on-chain activity and refreshed every few seconds.

Deposited into Paper
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Confirmed deposits, all time.
Total lost
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Losses from settled trades, all time.
Available to trade
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Reserved for orders
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Win rate

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Liquidations

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Drawdown

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From peak. Ongoing.

Sharpe ratio

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No further questions.

Capital lost, live

Steps up each time a trade settles.

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Flat

Between positions. He will be back shortly.

Equity, since inception

Each step down is trades settling at a loss. Steps up are rare, and regretted.

Remaining at Paper

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Farming performance

What his losses have minted on Paper, and what the PAPER earns while he waits to sell it.

PAPER minted

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Cost per PAPER

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Paid for in losses.

Staked

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Earned by staking

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The PAPER ledger

Capital lost—
Counted toward PAPER—
Liquidations—
Closed at a loss—
Profit scandals—
Not staked—

Latest calls

Every position is posted before the market has its say.

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How it works

How every trade in $FLUSHY pays for losses, and what becomes of the PAPER is sealed.

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is taken on every buy and sell of $FLUSHY.

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of every trade becomes Flushy’s trading capital.

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PAPER minted by his losses on Paper so far. It can’t be sold yet, so he holds it.

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What he does with all that PAPER is sealed.

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