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Parody notice
Toilet Capital Management (“TCM”) and Flushy are a parody. TCM is not a fund, investment manager, adviser, bank, partnership or financial institution of any kind. It is not registered with or regulated by any authority and manages no money on anyone’s behalf. Words such as “Chairman”, “the Fund”, “performance” and “memoranda” are satire.
The agent is designed to lose
Flushy is automated software. Its only function is to trade the funds allocated to it as recklessly as possible and lose them. It is expected to lose and it does. Any profit is accidental and is treated as a failure.
What holding the token means
$FLUSHY is a highly speculative digital token. Holding it does not make you a partner, member, shareholder, investor or creditor of anything, and gives you no right to any assets, profits, fees or distributions. The fee and PAPER mechanics described on this site may change, fail or stop.
No advice, no offer, no returns
Nothing on this site or our channels is investment, financial, legal or tax advice, an offer or solicitation to buy or sell anything, or a promise or projection of any return. Past losses are not a guide to anything.
Risks
Tokens can lose all of their value and become impossible to sell. Smart contracts, bridges, oracles and third-party venues can fail or be exploited. Prices are volatile and markets can be thin. Holding $FLUSHY may be unlawful in your jurisdiction. Never use money you cannot afford to lose entirely.
No affiliation
TCM is not affiliated with, endorsed by or sponsored by Paper, Hyperliquid, HyperSwap, pons, BlockRun, the former Long-Term Capital Management, or any real financial institution. They are named only as venues, providers or objects of satire.
Contact
Questions can be sent to @flushybot on X, linked below. We will not give you financial advice.